I play guitar.
I'm not sure what this is gunna do to me, it sounds like a party... here goes!
Question: What separates you & me from becoming the next Britney Spears? Answer: A five dollar-bill.
Has everybody calculated their water intake goals for the day? Good. Glad we're all on the same page.
Weddings are the BEST place to pick-up hot chix, just FYI.
We've sampled 49 shades of grey & 37 shades of gray. How do we know when we find "the one?" (//@SherwinWilliams)
Well, this is just sad... my "Motivational Playlist" is dead to me.
Yah gotta demo before you reno:
Fits like an old glove, an old glove made of hair that I used to wear on my head.
I'm not really sure what's going on here, but I want everyone to know that I had NOTHING to do w/it!
It's not a wrecking ball, my tongue isn't out, I'm not naked, I'm not crying & I don't have tan-lines, but...
RT @confettiswift @GrantMickelson Congrats on ur new home, any pix? - Thx! Here's a pic of me napping in it today!
I've never been SO excited 2 slice strawberries & emo-spatulate, it's like Christmas morning! Thx @WilliamsSonoma!
A step in2 adulthood; I put a downpayment on a condo & became a homeowner today! @ClaireCallaway2 is gunna decorate!
Lulu's journal entry on "Stripes The Tiger," I helped...a little. Her classmates entries R gunna suck SO SO bad!
.@ClaireCallaway2 made me a homemade cauliflower crust pizza tonite & used REAL cauliflower! LOOK, low-carb pizza!
Here's a picture of @ClaireCallaway2 holding my caulk.
And I only had to eat 6 (stolen PeiWei) fortune cookies 2 find it!
Will whomever painted this for me please please stand-up?! PLEASE stand-up!?
My mind was blown tonight when I was introduced to the Munchkin Kitty; they're actually supposed to look like that!
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