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My mum's just text me. My head's in bits. #MumsAreAce

and I've been awake tossing and turning over a soddin hour!

Made me laugh. Thank you, Joby

I don't recall taking this! Was it dead?

Hmm. You see Anthony, have your requests ready...

I'd have a pint with this man!

#FullKitWanker and, he is a wanker.

I was right! I really have raised a monster!

Olivia, scarring people.

Heather relaxing

Rock and fuckin roll!

Sent Olivia on a mission on Sunday. So far so good.

Sent Olivia on a mission im Sunday....

oh, come the fuck on now! All a bit too contrived now don't you think? Whereas this....

This made me giggle. Maybe you will too?

#FullKitWanker - just home from Benidorm. I woke every morning in the same bed as this lad! Blimey!


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