Writer, Jeopardy! winner.
We could be best friends.
Went to the Natural History Museum for a special exhibition called 'I'm Not Sure You're Allowed to Do That, Lady.'
Worst James Bond movie ever. (Spoiler Alert: He buys the cedar-scented show cabinet.)
Pretty sure this is the worst vasectomy clinic ever.
Every haircut I had as a child appears to have been selected from Manchester City's circa-1974 team picture.
Pretty sure my folks hid the leftover meat in here because they knew this was the one container I wouldn't open.
@empireofthekop Yes iTunes, I would like to buy and download it. #YNWA
For the first time ever, I think my Kurt Warner Christmas ornament is being shelved before the actual Kurt Warner.
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