You probably want this shirt. Which you can buy here. http://bit.ly/M4y88m I’m planning a flashmob. Nobody tell @gruber

Not made with Instagram. Just plain old lighting.

I dare you not to have compassion for Santorum's daughter when you see this photo. I dare you.

~@flargh I have a picture of their $100 Macbook Air.

Interesting text of adjacent unrelated tweets.

Wireless is sexy...for spammers!

Pinot Evil is a pretty great boxed wine. ~$18 at supermarkets for 3L (4 bottles). In plastic. Prevents oxygenation.

Not encouraging .

This, children, is what happens when you mis-type Gmail.com into a browser.

Space shuttle sited over Seattle.

@margafret Heck, I'm from Seattle. This is only shuttle we see.

@margafret WHY DO YOU HATE (LADY) LIBERTY? http://bit.ly/KiFTlY White House small building, provincial capital.

@margafret KERBLOOEY http://bit.ly/KiFr7k

@margafret Oh no you dinnahnt http://nyti.ms/IFliLt

Breaking: Toast and refrigerator captured in photos of bizarre late-night Maillard Reaction tryst.

Every time @oatmeal fakes italic by slanting roman type, a grammar party bear loses a testicle http://bit.ly/IFlU1Q

Every time @oatmeal uses fake italics by slanting roman type, a grammar party bear loses a testicle. http://bit.ly/IFlU1Q

Please welcome @tomtomorrow to the blue-check club. Perhaps someone can get him a cocktail.