Infomercial gifs: Because real life is hard. http://imgur.com/a/YET5a

If you were wondering: yes, @GameOverGreggy is the best cat sitter ever.

(Finally) got contacts for the first time. Whoa.

Just remembered that I have tickets for @LouisCK tonight. HELL YES.

Another reason I love @Rdio: I can spy on @questlove listening to "Gangnam Style" in real time.

Fox is already calling South Carolina red. Damn, it was so close, too.

Uncanny, I know. [cc: @ScottLowe]

Happy Halloween! — or "rawr" in dinosaur. What are you guys doing tonight (especially San Francisco)?

Work at @Rdio: http://www.rdio.com/careers/social-media---community-manager/ More specifically, work with ME:

Hopefully @ScottLowe's secret plans for my birthday involve at least 3 deaths lest it be considered a dull affair.

Dinosaur shoes — a thing that I absolutely don't need but simply cannot live without. [via @kristina_ten]

I'm going to the @BatmanLiveTour on Saturday. S is going to get so R — aww yeah. http://www.batmanlive.com/

New Facebook feature: pages can target posts to audiences based on gender, relationship status, age, and more.

Grandeur (read: insane) thought of the day: I kind of want to get a nape undercut...

Oh god, haven't had a @BurritoDay in a month. Excuse me while I shotgun these enchiladas.

Best video game box art ever or BEST VIDEO GAME BOX ART EVER?!

New, pretty Rdio icons are pretty.