Girl With A One Track Mind: Author, journalist, geek.
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My most favourite tweet - ever. Still stands.
When I set up this account, I was apparently drunk and/or hungover at SXSW. I'm just as boring now, five years later!
Dear @Guardian, whoever wrote the caption under this photo needs a fucking smack. I mean REALLY, "blonde"?! FFS.
AKA Fuck you, download our app or else. Nice work, OKC.
FFS, it's PIN, not "PIN number" DVLA. Who checks the .gov sites?!
Differing views on the press, regulation and #Leveson from @newsbrooke and @DavidAllenGreen
Dear @lovebravissimo, you need to fire your graphic designer: there are no excuses for such shoddy Photoshopping.
Sometimes, I love my timeline:
Durex, please get better at social media. Your Indonesian Facebook team, like the UK one, are awful. ht @eevilmidget
Any ethnic minority journalists care to comment on this offensive post by desperate @guidofawkes? http://t.co/mCkColUR
BBC article about abortion has removed photo of pregnant woman - and replaced it w/ a shot of a woman looking sad. FFS.
Dear BBC, moral bias much? Showing a photo of a fully pregnant woman alongside a piece on abortion? Really?
Dear @ParamountUK, that is not how you spell Edinburgh. Maybe ply your email team with a bit more coffee?
Huffington Post SEO scumfucks
Dear @Twitpic. Seriously? Fuck you. (See http://twitpic.com/terms.do for further info.)
I had her eating out of my hand earlier.
Voluptuous, silky, sensual; fuck, I'm SO aroused. Here is one machine ALL women want to have sex with. #fb
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