Sno Ball hat.

A cure for the bad day blues. Hostess Sno Balls.

@Niceballz Next time you need a pic of a fat golfer use this guy checking the kickpoint of a hickory spoon.

Morning mouth. I think I'll brush my tongue today.

100 reasons I will not take the field against Tiger or all the Kims you can shake a stick at.

@PJGolf I bought this putter as a remembrance of my fine day at Pajaro. I'm hearing good things from bad people.

Geordi La Forge has abducted our hero on day zero of the San Rojo Revolution. #TheGingerChronicles

@trwfilmsinc I'm starting to believe in cloning. Is this you, cause it is also my son. #TheGingerChronicles

In an attempt to end all the horney chicks that follow me, I post this picture of my gout which has prevented me from wearing a shoe to work today.

I have finally gotten an endorsement deal with KFC. I am the spokesman for grilled chicken. It's all Kosher.

I'm up 3lbs. Attempts at losing weight through sheer will and meds have failed. Dreaded exercise begins today.

Just a regular ole farm hat designed by a famous architect while attending high school.

Since I can't seem to lose weight on my own I have gone to camouflage. Still at 284 but looking good in black.

The 76 Staffs were muscle back. I can not recall if the adjustable weight models came sooner or later.

In case you are wondering why there is a metal shafted iron in the mix. It is the first 2 iron I ever owned. A 1976 Wilson Staff.

A little better picture of the clubs in my office. Things do appear transposed as all clubs are right handed. The only camera I own in built in the comp.

A picture of me fixing the chair that busted a nut. I make a slight lean to the left and boom goes the dynamite.

Gained a pound last week to 284. I hope to bleed from my ass like a bloated woman. Pamprin Cosmos at 5.

Survived member/guest and still dissipated girth. At 283 just 20 more lbs and I will be as small as Dwight Howard.

Ohhhh, you didn't tell me you were going to kill it! At 286 the Great Pumpkin is going down.