Colonel Kustard


I eat and drink a lot. Love baseball, fantasy sports, data, and other boring subjects. Social media troglodyte.

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Yo mang, at "Oktoberfest" in Chi-City. This ain't the real thang, but accordion player looks like a Mike Myers character.


Lucky horsepoo. #WildSavage #TentCity #BroTrip

., now bleeds seahawks blue-green #GoatGotten #BroTrip

look who I got

Matterhorn, WA #BroTrip

Beautiful downtown Rawlins, WY #BroTrip

Now you are all wet!

New trend in Wicker Park though I'm sure hipsters in Williamsburg started wearing tank tops 4 years ago

I'm a little jealous of the paint job that our neighbor's garage received. #fb

Put a bird on it. #fb


Wife bought clothes for our Cabbage Patch Kid. #fb

You gotta pay the troll toll to get into the boy's soul. #sunny

Great table for coke #AlertCharlieSheen

Crank dat pasta maker. #fb

You've been Boone's'ed!!! (cc: )

Subsidized igloos replace Cabrini Green high-rises. #fb

Ready to down this champagne. #fb

Gave my life to a case for the past 8 months and am rewarded with this. And am ecstatic. #fb

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