I have 43 medals. One for each nipple.
Not enough dragons
Lots of shit may have gone down for me the past few years but I still feel (unironically) #blessed.
This just happened.
People on Facebook are still not buying my #nipple joke even if I've included a picture :(
Last Supper Selfie
I suddenly became a reader of poetry for 10 pesos.
I was shocked when I aimed my camera at myself :(
Take 2 on this Alcatraz Psycho Ward Outpatient shirt.
This shirt is saying a lot...
Strawberries, mango, grapes, milk, sugar, lots and lots of milk and sugar. #healthyliving
This is a serious case of grave "rubbing".
(A moment of silence for the soul of this joke)
This is how my Friday looks like.
Stop it, Jennifer Lawrence.
This is not trying too hard.
This is not a nut.
So pretentiously healthy.
I think I just snailed it!
I am not even trying too hard, you guys.
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