What about this for a sign?
Quiz, name the star an guess his age?
The greatest-ever newspaper intro!
Spent hour inflating and filling pool with water. Offspring is indoors watching Scooby Doo, as water's too cold
Back to auction, mallets!
I've accidentally wandered into a tool auction.
Worst ever David Bowie board game.
@robdelaney this is not a Carpark
Here's the pink sun
Here's the sun and a cat just turned up
I saw this sign in the hospital.
"THIS IS NOT A CARPARK"
Broken lithuanian pinkie
More chaos at the free weights. This gym was designed by a hungover Hulk.
@jonronson what about this?
Three times tonight it's crept up behind me. It's like living with a pointless ghost.
See!? It's moving
This fucking helium balloon is freaking me out. It keeps Barging into me like a boneless dog.
This just gave me a fright
I am reading this. It is the most formidable book I have ever picked up. Thanks to @johannhari101 for the tip
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