Quite often, I find myself here. Not knowing how. I'm just here, so I might as well order the General Tso's

omfgwtf

Thanks @tonyhawk I found the 13 boxes of @thride you hid @ Best Buy in Edwardsville, IL!!! You rock!!!

I wouldn't eat a slice of toast that popped out of that thing if you gave me a $100

Complete standstill on Chaon of Rocks Bridge

My copy of the Hadith is bookmarked with a lottery ticket.

Check out the Wii controller at the security desk and play on your break.

It's a sad day when the sadistic hand of old man fate makes huge ass scratch on your Joe Jackson CD. I weep as I tweet this.

All jokes aside. Do these socks match?

They paved paradise & put up a parking lot.

I love America.

Because I have a rad wife that is pulling overtime with our boys, I am @ the movies watching this:

@JenniferKSights rocks are done

Beau and the vacuum toss

This looks good.

@JenniferKSights rock garden

Ice on the windows.WTF

I live in a college town.

What arcane sinister forces are at work that forces one into such a place?

I'm so going to see Fame.