greg dawkins

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Why not? Call me.

IMPORTANT! PAY GOD DAMN ATTENTION! Also, you don't "lay down," You lay an egg. It's a verb. You lie down.

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Front page of the MOB paper. We have a Mr. Moon Pie. #journalism

Shit's getting weird on sunday. See: big panty chick

My friend Ginger paints corgis for a living. Your job is invalid.

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My Saturday bed hair game is strong. Pretty sure I'm sticking with this look all day.

My bar. It gumps.

Big ass lemon.

So shit got real a couple blocks from my house last night. The Benz dealership @ Dauphin & Sage St. #MobileAL

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There's never a wrong time for the perplexed dachshund.

  • 484 days ago via site
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Perhaps some forethought should have been in order prior to selecting this personalized Bama tag.

  • 487 days ago via site
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Originality isn't always Twitter's strongest suit.

No expense has been spared

Too sick to imbibe, but awfully proud of the bros & their tap takeover tonight. Cheers!

How's your day? #SECCG

Sometimes jerseys are a-ok #SECCG

3 Ttown bars. Large tailgate is large. #SECCG

Seeeeriously, y'all. Santa suit. Wasn't talking shit.

you know me too well.

Crowdsource: shave Movember stache or go full Selleck? Bonus feature: me shirtless in bed