Rambling twaddle @themusicfix, @theskinnymag and @TheSkinnyNW Heckled Bill Hicks and lived.
@brainjules Seen this? Soon put you off.
@wren154 We should get married.
@brainjules It's not even proper Baileys.
Oh dear, IMDB. The Pudsey movie pushing it a bit with the BBFC.
Oh dear, IMDB! The Pudsey movie pushing IT a bit with the BBFC.
@musicvstheworld Will my cat stretching in the sun on his back do?
@GLASSTIDES Really? Oh bugger. Heres the crux of it.
@kboote Stick this motherfucker in ya diary.
@AlisonwMartino Not all mine!
@CocoShoel found this bastard in her kitchen today. Anyone identify? She's in the NW of England btw, not Australia.
@LindsRiggs Three-headed Xmas candle holders. Beat that!
I'll have the dates for the Sleater-Kinney tour real soon, kidz.
*taps side of nose*
@MirandaKeeling You can get in trouble for pinching people's cats, Miranda.
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