this is just something that i expect to see from any respectable establishment

The Naked & Famous!!

I'm at a bagel place in new york and they refuse to toast your bagel because they're too fresh

At Google, making a Ruckus

Paul Blart: Capitol Cop

See the person on top? That's @ChuckGrassley, tweeting

My quest is near complete @ChuckGrassley

Decided to go minimalist on my iPhone

Taken

Strongly considering getting this as my license plate

“@idkutellmefoo: @funnyz pretend to sleep on the floor :D”

“@kailcommataylor: @funnyz Act out titanic.”

“@Heidi_Stridey: @funnyz get a photo with a random stranger!! :) x”

“@wearebrok_en: @funnyz pretend to be a cat =^.^=”

“@meowfiona: @funnyz set a bunch of the huge iMac backgrounds to your face and then stand next to them.”

“@RachSpringsdorf: @funnyz pretend to be a tree.”

“@jenzillaaa: @funnyz kiss an iphone :)”

“@Funny_Filipino: @funnyz plank”

“@HeureuxMonstre: @funnyz attempt to lick your elbow. :x Oh, i'm dumb. :B”

My school was kind enough to provide us with a microwave