Yes, I totally just made and decoupaged a slip cover for some makeup Meaghan gave me.

Missing a baseball cap? You left it on my car when you broke in, you moronic jackass.

Bought myself a boyfriend for only $2.99!

The art of making a Vietnamese Iced Coffee.

Your butts will be planted on one of these soon.

The Counter burger at The Counter.

Meh. Don't think I like the color.

SOMEONE jumped in the paint tray and tracked paw prints on the floor.

2009 Trek 7.5FX. Retail, new $839. Trying to find manual and decent asking price.

That's not just length, that's depth too.

Damages.

Courtesy of Josh.

He fell asleep at the wheel.

If I can't read the carbon copy, does that mean it doesn't count?

I need my own font.

Shot gun!

I'm gonna buy it.

My eyebrows don't have the energy to go up.