Call 630.269.3833 for the best hip-hop duo on Earth since Fresh Prince & DJ Jazzy Jeff
I'll get back to getting a job tomorrow.
Damn, I used to be able to lift a whole alligator.
I feel like the second half of the double feature would be a letdown...
I thought @mountaindew could do no wrong, but Kickstart tastes like crap. Really crappy crap.
I mean....how do you pull that off? Gay shocker? Impossible.
Burt left me cross eyed. #wonderstoned
Is this the "if you can't beat 'em" of getting your car keyed?
Just redid motif of the decor in my bedroom... #bieber
What the hell is Beef 'O' Brady's...and why do they have a bowl game?
I suppose he could be really into units of measurement... #benefitofthedoubt
Gonna be stuntin' like a newborn yo
Free case of 5 year old, cobweb covered O'Doul's if you can tell me how to stop my dryer from squeaking.
My tiny little neighborhood apparently had some strange emergency that required both AT&T and Hostess on the scene...
Boo at the Zoo
For real this time...never mind about that lobster @PenisBailey @REALLILDINKY.
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