Chris Forewit

@forewit

Living the American dream. I share stuff about politics, business, entertainment, and life. No DM's. ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ #tcot

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Looks like Burger King's social media department has finally protected the account.

"McDonalds" hijacks Burger King's Twitter

Name this movie.

#NYTimes had to issue this amusing correction:

President George W. Bush announces the death of his nationally-beloved dog, Barney.

The Bush family dog Barney died today.

Dogs...

I slept with Paris Hilton because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

Here's your alternative horoscope for the day.

Here's some Paul Ryan to brighten your life...

Ben is being Ben...

#WarOnWomen

How to pee (very informative)

Was Scott Brown drunk tweeting last night?

Barack Obama wants to raise Siri's taxes...

Siri doesn't help Obama...

Barack Obama and Siri chat...

Wowza

Salon invites you to engage the psychopath on Twitter. Be my guest.

Here's how I wake up for work after a long weekend & a screwed up sleep pattern.