flatlinejack

@flatlinejack

Full-time web nerd, occasional corporate shill

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Future friendship status = Pending

  • 1827 days ago via site
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

  • 1838 days ago via site
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Yup, Walter too.

  • 1847 days ago via site
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..trying to think of a horse joke that rhymes with the name "Jesus"

  • 1847 days ago via site
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Tricerapus

  • 1858 days ago via site
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Oh, wow, really? You mean, "Actually funny"? Huh.

  • 1911 days ago via site
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Oh wow, really? you mean "Actually funny"? Huh.

  • 1911 days ago via site
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Fuck you, RiteAid.

  • 1916 days ago via site
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  • 1929 days ago via site
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You're WELCOME.

  • 1938 days ago via site
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Something....familiar...

  • 1943 days ago via site
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My art is amazing.

  • 1943 days ago via site
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Edward Furlong in The Crow 4 vs. Fairuza Balk in The Craft. Friggin' Uncanny.

  • 1995 days ago via site
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Car in front of me right now. You win, sir.

Does this count?

Er..whoops. (bought the bottle at 10 last night. Now to figure out what I did between then and now)

I may have re-painted a Pony toy to make her mane match the cartoon. Somehow this is all 's fault.

SCIENCE!

  • 2024 days ago via site
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HELLZ YES! Your teeth will NEVER be as American as mine

Attitude Shift: I'M MAKIN' TACOS!!