Chris Z.


Childfree, Atheist, Practicing Troublemaker. Techie, Welder, Guitarist, USCG Vet and all around dorkasaurus. Live in Portland, OR metro area.

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NW Portland industrial area. #GlamourousLifeOfAnExtra

Whitney? Wut?

Working? #GlamourousLifeOfAnExtra

A visit to Powell's and a book from to read!

Another light dusting of snow this morning. #PDXTST

Light dusting of wet snow in Hillsboro. Another squall line inbound. #PDXTST

WTG Oregonian layout editor. Two headlines:Don't worry about flying next to Explosives at airport. #irony?

Taster platter at I think the wit and nut red were my favs.

Soulless Santa cookies still here. I think a few employees are missing today. #EvilCookie

Santa is being preserved for next year's nightmares. #CookieAbomination

Happiness is tea in my Jesus Rollerblading Christ mug. #XmasFromWife

Workbench and miter saw table knocked out. Now to make space for 'em #Woodwork

Current status:

Plus the "Motorcycle Enthusiast" model favored by Village People

And the Cheech Marin/Pancho Villa model

Made a variety of mustaches for a cookie tin. This is version

Far from a Razr.

1980s calling! Old CellularOne phone in the storeroom.

Current status: Black Boss Porter from Poland

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