Not sure why I look like I hate my life in this one. Doesn't reflect highly on this party. The look says it all.

At playboy latino party. I forget most of the spanish I learned in high school dammit

That's a voodoo doll I found while going through a box in the garage. I'm using it tonight on the girl who gave me regular cream cheese instead of low fat on my bagel this morning.

@ mandalay beach about to watch Swingers (the movie!). They have pingpong at the bar so I am pumped.

We have a bathroom we just use for storage. Thinking about making it @fitfuel_martini's office...good idea? It is doing less with more.

@sizemaster meal number 4 of today - leftover burgers. He is a protein fanatic and now my office smells like bbq minus the keystone light

Someone brought to me attention that whiteboard a.m. diagram is xrated. I think they just have a dirty mind. But notice the sculpture.

What the hell is that, a steak!? This is intolerable. I'm hungry all day.

This magazine magically appeared on my desk by someone who is apparently worried about me. Can't wait to find out how sleep has a positive ROI.

@fitfuel_martini's guitar hero guitar has tons of stickers. Not sure how I feel about that...taking this game pretty serious

A CLT fitfueler brought ed mcmahon vodka over - apparently, this is how he is averting foreclosure on his house...selling vodka.

I am buying this for the bbq

@ cathouse last night. I can explain.

Just got talked into getting about 50 "decorative" pillows for my new bed. Can someone please explain the purpose of these things?

Drinking protein shake in style. Then having heart to heart with @sizemaster about cougars

The seating area in my office. The hand chair swivels, too.

Makes the day better when you wake up to this - lake Michigan outside my bedroom window

Flight cancelled, this is CS line. Hungry-looking woman asked if it was line for mcdonalds. She looked worried

Always get the "installation" option with new lamps. I give up! Another 30 mins & no progress. Going to do a pineapple workout.

That's an arrow on top. Really excited about this open jam every week, maybe I will just show up