Jessica Stallings


I'm a sister, wife, aunt, cousin, daughter, niece, cat mom; designer and owner of @laxfemmexnoir. I'm also highly opinionated, and I ramble. Questions?

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There are some fucking sick people out there. Keep your dogs in on Halloween!

I found these in my antique sewing desk, & instantly thought of 's #VandalEyes! A msg from Nana, methinks!

My cat Jelly is missing in the Springfield Gateway area!

I want this cake from Sweet Life!

Faith in humanity restored, indeed! (Huzzah for the cancellation of The Jersey Shore!)

My cats are weird.

A fine example of what's horribly wrong with America.

Every day, the GOP reminds us how much they hate women.

Holding my nephew earlier. My sister definitely made a beautiful little boy. <3

Have I ever mentioned how good looks in everything I put her in?

My sister and her baby boy. <3

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Brantley with his Aunt Bethany.

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My mom and my nephew. <3

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The most beautiful baby in the world! And he's my first nephew related to me (I have several through my husband).

Looks like someone punched it.

I talk to my cats all the time.

I have both!

I have the mouth of a salty sailor.

We live in a fucked up country. #Aurora