I'm not a vampire. So don't ask.
I was @ChelseaLoughry's 24,000th tweet and I feel special.
I like my pneumonic devices.
Woah not what I was expecting.
ITS DOWNLOADING ALmeifnB& jxnsh£);£!'kNdeln&- #EXCITEMENT @taylorswift13 #outofthewoods #ootw #TS1989
There's a fucking mosquito in my car. I'm allergic to mosquitos. Can you tell where it fucking bit me?!
No way I'm letting myself oversleep and be late to work. #7am
So, my best friend @xJustAGreekGirl just coincidentally got the same seat covers as you, @Tobs_Lindsey. #jelly
@selenagomez I got this tattoo last year from that video. ❤️
And now I have no idea where they are.
This is why no one ever downloads the new version of iTunes.
. @Jason_Tomayko's got jokes.
Good God I love him.
At least I know I didn't get in trouble for not going to class... @uakron
This is how that went down.
Work bae. ❤️
Diehard fan since I was 3 and will be until I die! #herewego #steelers @steelers
@Mohan_The_Zohan you tell me.
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