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The fake Metro Trains Melbourne account where you get the REAL news & updates! #MetroTrains

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Remember to always touch on and touch off your possum. #MetroTrains

Remember that photo we posted yesterday? At the suggestion of we've fixed it. #MetroTrains

Here's members of our feedback department responding to customer complaints. #MetroTrains

Merry Xmas to all. Salvos are in full swing at Flind St. We busted them for not having a busking permit. #MetroTrains

We took over the rail network from Connex 2 years ago today. This is how we're celebrating. #MetroTrains

Almost a perfect day! #MetroTrains

We've got a live webcam running of all today's flooding action at Windsor. #MetroTrains

You all know what this means. You're welcome. #MetroTrains

This train is 6 mins late, which is the same number of teeth found in an average Collingwood supporter. #MetroTrains