Because no matter how awesome you are, it will never be as awesome as this picture.

My desktop at work is fine art. Working hard. \o/

Proof. @SteelCityKnight I do own it.

Hound in Jeep mode. *squee*

Close-up of Hound. Took w/my phone. Bad quality.

Alternators Hound came on Friday! :D

When World War III comes, responsibility is in YOUR hands, fellow Tweeters.

Oh, you tease me, Amazon.com. You slut.

Finished the fluff pic. \o/

All the fangirlz be writin' yaoi 'bout this. #transformers

Optimus is a cassette player at work. :P

Shera puppy says, "What? I didn't do it!"

JIIPU!!!

You should not let Adam near Scotch Tape. It's a prime pranking tool. Oh, and sorry about the coffee mug, dude.

So I just hacked up a lung. And then I went right outside and had a cigarette. Like this guy.

SW1N3 FL00Z3 pandemic has killed the populationn. \o/