Associate Creative Director. Copywriter. Average Penis. I tweet shitty jokes via @PigeonMotel
Oh my god…my computer can see into the future.
Am I doing this right?
To be UV, you have to be of legal drinking age. Unlike these people:
Just ran a search for 'anagram' and Google decided to have a little fun with it.
It's true, Spotify. I do find @LukeOeth interesting.
@SirPemberton @bigspaceship Well timed:
Going through old files on my desktop and found this photo of me and @KatieGarth taken by @helloimben:
Got a loaded fantasy team tonight.
Looks like @NASA's Curiosity Rover is apparently driving while intoxicated.
On the way to Minneapolis yesterday. #vscocam
Sometimes my MacBook Air likes to play funny little tricks on me.
From earlier today while out to lunch at The Old Fashioned. #vscocam
It says "Company / Individual Info" so do I put my personal address and website, or my company's address and website?
@mikeyburton @frogers @bashanaquart I couldn't resist:
Also, this is weird.
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