Evan Stremke

@EvanStremke

Associate Creative Director. Copywriter. Average Penis. I tweet shitty jokes via @PigeonMotel

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Oh my god…my computer can see into the future.

Am I doing this right?

To be UV, you have to be of legal drinking age. Unlike these people:

Just ran a search for 'anagram' and Google decided to have a little fun with it.

It's true, Spotify. I do find interesting.

Well timed:

Going through old files on my desktop and found this photo of me and taken by :

Got a loaded fantasy team tonight.

LOL…dammit.

Looks like 's Curiosity Rover is apparently driving while intoxicated.

On the way to Minneapolis yesterday. #vscocam

On the way to Minneapolis yesterday. #vscocam

On the way to Minneapolis yesterday. #vscocam

On the way to Minneapolis yesterday. #vscocam

Sometimes my MacBook Air likes to play funny little tricks on me.

From earlier today while out to lunch at The Old Fashioned. #vscocam

It says "Company / Individual Info" so do I put my personal address and website, or my company's address and website?

I couldn't resist:

Also, this is weird.