reservation

This cookie is huge. So is my face.

Oh nothing. Just working out with Manny Pacquiao. cc: @wehodaily #panpacificpark

LESSON LEARNED: NEVER LEAVE CHOCOLATE ON THE COFFEE TABLE WHEN DOGSITTING.

On my second hill. I'm surprised I'm still alive. Just to rub it in, the guy on the left was running

Every time we're out I have to disguise myself so no one recognizes me. #lifeofacelebrity

@absolutsassy while I was getting kissed by Jason. I got all excited that's why my pic is blurry.

@Chrisska Kristen Stewart. She kinda looked like she didn't even shower.

Paul McCartney.... Nuff said!

Reese Witherspoon is in my face.

The blonde chick is Pamela Anderson. #paparazzi

My new office chair makes me feel bloated.

The dog and I went to workout. You should too.

If you need me I'll be under my desk counting rent money worth $1200 in 1s and 5s.

I love bacon so much but I'm not emotionally ready to try this.

And may I mention very, very windy.

Such a gorgeous, clear day in LA. You can see downtown.

First order of business: Win the lottery. Second order of business: Get a face liposuction.

Country concert y'all!