My father's new baby.

What I drank yesterday... Purely by coincidence of course...

Does anyone else get a chuckle out if this?

Found in my car yesterday... What are they trying to say?

The "Sweet Ride" cupcake and sweets truck is at UIC (by BSB).

I've got blisters on my fingers!

Been playing in the snow all day! #SNOMG!

This bird is cooked!

Got to meet my boss (Governor Quinn) at Manny's... shook my hand too. I wanted to ask him for a raise. ;p

No wonder why I don't have AT&T reception; I'm in a frigg'n hole! Verizon get the iPhone and I'm all yours baby!

I must have entered the Twilight Zone... UIC Cafeteria food had a MAJOR facelift. I'm having the Butter Chicken.

Heading to Kahuna, and guess who I see at Burnham Harbor... Shockwave!!! OMG!!!

Cleaning my paintball gun for tomorrow.

Poppa needs a new pair of shoes!

Does anyone else see the Virgin Mary in this wound from a point blank paintball shot?

Where's the beef?!