Eric Sammer

@esammer

engineer @cloudera, #flume committer, distributed systems / data / hadoop. author of hadoop operations from o'reilly.

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things are going to be just fine…

jira: displaying a date in one format and demanding it be entered in another since 2013.

in a continuing theme of revealing #cloudera trade secrets from internal emails, i give you this. #hadoop

…and just responded to an internal email thread with simply this:

nothing good can come of anonymous class shenanigans (and i'm to blame this time).

the story of a manager that codes, in viz form.

#cloudera's clusters with some serious celebs according to twitter:

life at #cloudera: ice cream time is serious business.

dear coworkers:

fun #java experiment: disable all en* interfaces on MOSX and call InetAddress.getLocalHost(). hint:

i know that's an error, thank you.

well that isn't how that's supposed to work.

i think just tried to prank me with a giant picture of as the first story.

this is getting silly guys...

hey , where'd my follow button go?

this is the burden i must bear (real email from a coworker):

i really do love but the functional categorization bias is so weird. note the categories:

clever, #linkedin. i get the joke. #hadoop #hive #accidentalpun

i implore you to take the time to type the whole word. i don't think this is what you meant.

worst part about writing a book for : being forced to review feedback using #adobe reader.

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