engineer @cloudera, #flume committer, distributed systems / data / hadoop. author of hadoop operations from o'reilly.
things are going to be just fine…
jira: displaying a date in one format and demanding it be entered in another since 2013.
in a continuing theme of revealing #cloudera trade secrets from internal emails, i give you this. #hadoop
…and @QwertyManiac just responded to an internal email thread with simply this:
nothing good can come of anonymous class shenanigans (and i'm to blame this time).
the story of a manager that codes, in viz form.
#cloudera's @giladwolff clusters with some serious celebs according to twitter:
life at #cloudera: ice cream time is serious business.
fun #java experiment: disable all en* interfaces on MOSX and call InetAddress.getLocalHost(). hint:
i know that's an error, thank you.
well that isn't how that's supposed to work.
i think @Prismatic just tried to prank me with a giant picture of @tlipcon as the first story.
this is getting silly guys...
hey @twitter, where'd my follow button go?
this is the burden i must bear (real email from a coworker):
i really do love @Prismatic but the functional categorization bias is so weird. note the categories:
clever, #linkedin. i get the joke. #hadoop #hive #accidentalpun
i implore you to take the time to type the whole word. i don't think this is what you meant.
worst part about writing a book for @OReillyMedia: being forced to review feedback using #adobe reader.
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