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Never a bad day for this shirt.
My new doormat. Subtle enough?
Free Lee! Babyface Brian says, "Make way, bitches!" #Sens
#CFL cheerleaders dancing and wearing full-length parkas at the Grey Cup in Edmonton. Hot! I mean, warmth!
Our #Kings cluster in the corner last night, celebrating what turned out to be an (alleged) non-goal. #Sens
This is a life-sized bobblehead of Daniel Alfredsson. Good thing they never 1 for McAmmond back in the day. #Sens
We talk, you listen. I was totally overdressed. Should've worn Hold Steady shirt. FYI: 2 Leafs sweaters spotted.
From tonight's panel at Carleton, courtesy of The Driver. @downgoesbrown and yours truly, possibly napping.
One more. *sigh* I miss my lake.
Stunning photo from Grand Marais, MN (Lake Superior N. shore) last month. Hey Ottawa, can your Dow's Lake do this?
If I had a bib for him, I'd take Craig Finn from The Hold Steady home to amuse me. Dude is bizarre.
Front row @ The Hold Steady. If I don't make it, make sure they know I wasn't a hipster. @syladurantaye @RandBall
For those becoming bitter over my lack of #NHL tweets, may I present a pic of @SeanCablinasian w) Ron Francis:
.@SeanCablinasian on the air beside me while I sit in a recliner, eating a Kobe burger. Legends all grown up.
Post-Bad Religion in Houston last night. @GregHetson and yours truly. Note the t-shirt.
I arrived here in the back of a pickup truck. It was raining. I waved to everyone, but I looked miserable.
And finally, some indisputable evidence: @bruce_arthur loves the #fingergloves.
We're # 1! @Bruce_Arthur #fingergloves
Here's how Sportsnet is dealing with Wisniewski's uh...ShakeWeight-gate:
From the ACC. Hey Toronto, you're doing it wrong. #HNIC
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