Sometimes I write at http://t.co/h7s0RAV0H5. Sometimes I talk at http://t.co/WV7CceuP7m.
Sometimes I dress snazzy @ritasaurus @ianblewitt
I'm about to eat this with a few other people. Note the BlackBerry for scale.
It has arrived! I finally have it!
I got Swayze'd by @ppichardo, the Swayze Bandito.
Just think, @sarcasmically , that could've been you being hugged by the bear
To people making jokes about athletes suffering potential career-ending injuries...
@hpdrury @ritasaurus I'm sick...it's my cough syrup & 2 servings of grain for today.
Ladies, gentlemen, and Twitterbots: Cheesepake Trifle!
It's the broke ass Lethal Weapon image I told @wesleyshark & @JasonCantu1 about at Fat Head's
With all the salt on the roads, my car looks like an elephant ejaculated on it.
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