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Well, at least you should be able to breathe.
Bin Laden and the Little Mermaid. #SNL
Dinner! #noimnotadrugaddict #noimnottryingtokillmyself #imsick #boo
Don't you just hate that? #petpeeve
Going for a run -
Omg. This one is for you... @negativenatalie.
Wow. Such a cute girl but this is BEYOND terrible. I mean, where the HELL are her parents?? #MetBall
I don't think a normal person would wear this. She looks like she's been attacked by some weird shit.#Wtf #NOTcute #Fail
#Amazing- 3yr old bridesmaid at the #RoyalWedding + Rebecca Black's Friday = THIS -->
Lady Gaga at the #RoyalWedding!! OH WAIT.
This just made my day better (Thank you Eminem)
How the hell did that Paris Hilton song get into my iTunes!? Either I was really tired or someone drugged me.
Why do I think this is so funny!?
Where the hell are her parents?
Nicole Richie's son is just TOO cute. If my kids don't grow up to look like him, I'm going to be really mad...at them.
How is it possible to look like this just 3 months after giving birth? #NOTnormal
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