E.T. makes out with @costibizzle

RIP Hemp Adidas 2010-2013, you died too soon and I still wore you until the corpse rotted.

May I?

Fuck and yes

So this is what my life's come to:

Oh noooooo

Rejected @jerdmegd handle

This is unacceptable

Cancel my afternoon plans

Sorry Turtles, I'm more an Urban Assault Vehicle fan

Oh, eat a dick, fortune cookie writers

Good thing I bought a LAN adapter

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Sup Guatemala

@andrewcilento

@andrewcilento

IT'S THE INSURANCE SUPERSTORE

.@andrewcilento aka Andre WC I lento, aka Andre WC Ile to

Disappointed they didn't go with a Philadelphia pumpkin in the Oscar winner section