229 days ago from Twittelator  
Getting drunk with grandma on a perfect spring day... Happy Easter!
229 days ago from Twittelator  
When did they replace Mariah Carey with a tranny?
229 days ago from Twittelator  
Mine and my grandpa's birthday cake
231 days ago from Twittelator  
Easter candy = all gone
238 days ago from Twittelator  
I want one! It made such a cute, little buzzing sound.
238 days ago from Twittelator  
I want one! It made such a cute, little buzzing sound.
241 days ago from Twittelator  
@Jav171 Jav! You're killin' me!
241 days ago from Twittelator  
So, my sister just left... She named my Roomba "Phillip". And, my nephew chased him around my apartment.
242 days ago from Twittelator  
And... Now it's putting it back. Good boy.
242 days ago from Twittelator  
Dude! My Roomba totally shoved my porn out from under my bed... Wicked.
242 days ago from Twittelator  
@Jav171 Ugh! I want a bar at the bottom of my apartment building! So. Jealous.
243 days ago from Twittelator  
Please drive slowly... Also, a perfectly windy Spring day for a walk.
243 days ago from Twittelator  
@ErikBecerril Say hi to Katherine Heigl for me!!
243 days ago from Twittelator  
Baah.
246 days ago from Twittelator  
Pretty flowers for Spring!
247 days ago from Twittelator  
I swear I almost bit it... Thankfully, he got off the elevator on the third floor.
249 days ago from Twittelator  
@ErikBecerril PO?
250 days ago from Twittelator  
Wish you were here!
250 days ago from Twittelator  
On top of the world.
250 days ago from Twittelator  
Greetings from the mid-way point!
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