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RULES OF TWITTER (updated)

Spending Sunday afternoon here. Pro tip: don't over-tighten.

Dupont house from my hotel room. It's the one behind the tree. #dctrip

Arrived via bicycle to #asuhomcoming event. Beautiful day. The Fox 10 whirlybird overhead is harshing my mellow though.

Tonight's forecast - playful puppy at 110 lbs, chance for accidental human injuries 200%

Oh shit. Babylon sister. #steely

I saw you at Rudy's You were very high You were high

Sneaking closer. These are not our seats. #steely

Dodge theatre is nice. Steely stoked.

Only 14 different kinds of Wheat Thins. I need to move to a country that has at least 20.

Spot the hipster chick on a fixie, win a trip to the E.R.

Call me. But not at this number.

Stormy weather.

@jlknapp such a sweet face! Playdate with the monster pup!

If you only read one book this year, make it this one.

Italian greyhounds R da best

Hmmm, War and Peace is only 3,225,131 characters too many. I will try and remove the punctuation and see if that works.

The one and only button.

@humblebeer Found a new one for you.