Wallflowers Don't Wear Sequined Dick Socks.
@trentvanegas Let's drink grape Faygo and try to figure out how magnets work. I think they involve magic!
@jenna_valentine : Hi, why did this just happen to my eyes?
My virtual personal trainer, Darren, can't hang.
Hi, why does this turn me on?
I am going to bite your face.
Hi, @trentvanegas / Birthday Boy. I baked a delicious cake for you.
Make a wish.
A childhood memory.
Paula Deen seriously has a recipe for deep fried butter balls.
Hello, churro. Pleased to eat you.
Life is a mystery. Everyone must stand alone. I hear you call my name, and it feels like...MMM!
I was either distracted by the strange lights or fantasizing about ice cream sandwiches.
Why is there a baby grasshopper on my computer?
This red velvet ice cream is doper than a mug.
I hate the air puff tonometer thing.
I'm so bad.
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