elsergio

@elsergio

Wallflowers Don't Wear Sequined Dick Socks.

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Bang.

  • 1489 days ago via site
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Let's drink grape Faygo and try to figure out how magnets work. I think they involve magic!

  • 1492 days ago via site
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: Hi, why did this just happen to my eyes?

  • 1492 days ago via site
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Juggalolz.

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My virtual personal trainer, Darren, can't hang.

  • 1492 days ago via api
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Hi, why does this turn me on?

  • 1500 days ago via site
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Pig chefs.

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I am going to bite your face.

  • 1505 days ago via api
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Hi, / Birthday Boy. I baked a delicious cake for you.

  • 1510 days ago via site
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Make a wish.

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A childhood memory.

  • 1517 days ago via site
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Paula Deen seriously has a recipe for deep fried butter balls.

  • 1518 days ago via api
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Hello, churro. Pleased to eat you.

  • 1527 days ago via api
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Life is a mystery. Everyone must stand alone. I hear you call my name, and it feels like...MMM!

  • 1536 days ago via api
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I was either distracted by the strange lights or fantasizing about ice cream sandwiches.

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Why is there a baby grasshopper on my computer?

  • 1540 days ago via api
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This red velvet ice cream is doper than a mug.

  • 1541 days ago via api
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Cock Worship.

  • 1546 days ago via site
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I hate the air puff tonometer thing.

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I'm so bad.

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