Wallflowers Don't Wear Sequined Dick Socks.
Is this a mastodon tusk? I unearthed it in my backyard earlier today.
Only a dummy...
The moon is in Scorpio, which explains why I just got honey sticks in every flavor.
Mini Monty Mole
@mariqueen Dear Favoriteface, THIS is the glorious drumstick / Nutty Buddy cupcake that I ate for us tonight. <3
Day = MADE.
Drumstick cupcake?! Shaking and crying right now.
My new hobby involves screen capturing hilarious lyrics from various hip-hop/R&B songs posted on YouTube.
Having obsessive thoughts about this pumpkin pie in the sky ice cream cone.
Well, there goes THAT idea.
My sex life.
Umm, what the fuck, Twitter?
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