elsergio

@elsergio

Wallflowers Don't Wear Sequined Dick Socks.

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Is this a mastodon tusk? I unearthed it in my backyard earlier today.

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Only a dummy...

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The moon is in Scorpio, which explains why I just got honey sticks in every flavor.

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Mini Monty Mole

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Dear Favoriteface, THIS is the glorious drumstick / Nutty Buddy cupcake that I ate for us tonight. <3

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Birthday blowout.

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Ffffffff!

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Day = MADE.

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Drumstick cupcake?! Shaking and crying right now.

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Twinzies.

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My new hobby involves screen capturing hilarious lyrics from various hip-hop/R&B songs posted on YouTube.

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Having obsessive thoughts about this pumpkin pie in the sky ice cream cone.

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Well, there goes THAT idea.

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Ahem.

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Fffffff

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My sex life.

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Umm, what the fuck, Twitter?

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Sexual fantasy.

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PK FIRE!

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