Wallflowers Don't Wear Sequined Dick Socks.
Sorry if I've been ignoring your calls lately. It's just that I've been so busy Livin' La Vida Locaaa:
So, in case you were wondering, this is what it looks like when my face gets merged with Justin Bieber's face.
Hanging out on a Ho Ho.
Dear fellow 3DS owners, my friend code is 317960614472, and this is my QR code.
I love it.
@trentvanegas Here you go.
Crumb Cake Fundaeee. #maggiemoo
I just received this book as a gift. #appropriate
The quickest way to your heart.
I do not have an explanation for this.
Snowstorm Emergency Rations.
You might be a redneck if...
When asked, this is my favorite Showgirls .gif
Mashed Potato Death Threat.
All of this goes in my mouth now.
An arm's length.
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