Confessed cake junkie and 80's refugee. I love photography and the funny.

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Apparently I had some anger issues yesterday when Lady Gaga got stuck in my office stereo. Oops!

My office was starting to look cleaner until a shitpot of computers arrived. Now I'm back at pig sty status.

The drive home gets snowy

What? No I don't have a Diet Coke problem. Why do you ask?

Mmmmm pancakes!

Mmmmm pancakes!

ZOMG! Chocolate fondue at Melting Pot. Yum squared!

A Meltini at the Melting Pot

Heyyyayyy I wanna be a rock star!


Why I will never use Sparkletts again - instead of picking up unused bottles they dump them in the street.

Avitaween costume sneak preview!

I am covered in cornstarch, but done with palm trees for now! Dry little palm frond babies!

Happy hour!

Aww...little ass-fault went to her new home! (see what kind of name you get if you're found by an asphalt lab?)

Anyone in Reno want the cutest black kitten ever? One found in a dumpster by my office, needs a home.

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