The mundane musings of an obsessive-compulsive horror nerd.
It's kind of awesome and depressing to realize that all your ideas came from 6th grade.
I can't believe people thought I was a weird kid! This drawing seems perfectly normal to me.
My, how I've grown in 25 years. Note the date when I did this drawing...
Just found my old sketch book from 6th grade. Look at the warning on the cover...
This was how I spent Halloween '08. You'll see more of this on the "Basterds" DVD extras...
This was my costume from a couple of years ago.
Hitler's friend Goebbels came by one day and we all hung out with my parents. They're so nice.
For everyone who's been asking, here's how to do the perfect Bear Jew costume. Happy Halloween!
I never quite realized there was such a demand for hair porn. A closer shot of the Bear/Hair Jew.
Hey, did I ever tell you guys about the time I shared a trailer with Hitler?
Proof that I was Totally Awesome in 1984.
Time to send in the Original Basterds! Can u spot the Bear Jew? Hint: I really liked fudge and unibrows.
I feel I have to counter those disturbing photos with something warm and fuzzy.
I can pass for Italian as good as Donny.
Bastardi Senza Gloria
People may disagree about PETA, but we can all agree that a Coke date w your anaconda is pure bliss.
'NFW! You want to what????'
More snake tongue action. I tried to actually make out with a real snake, but they wouldn't go for it.
Yes, it's true, I'm an animal lover...
Okay, lemme know if this works. Just took it. It's titled "Shaving Strike, Day 9."
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