Purveyor of artisanal sarcasm. I write stuff, direct stuff, & make games. I tweet endearing nonsense.
Operation 4am Santa Complete. Play Table Built. #DamnItFeelsGoodtobeaSanta
Candied Bacon + Milk chocolate chip cookies. ♥
At Crumbs. Be jealous.
The way Santa likes his ladies.
Without this harness, your child will be run over by a Ford Explorer.
Something up at LA river bridge at Lankershim/Cahuenga in NoHo. 3 fire 1 police 1 tv crew.
I'm ready to sleep and I'm greeted by this dude, in my bed, in Santa Pajamas who says "I'm in your spot!"
Woman I don't know from Missouri just left me a voicemail about her husbands triple bypass. Then this...
Getting smog tested.
Ken, now with 80% more... flair...
The little ones are mesmerized by the animated TRON poster.
Freeloader in my office.
It would be awesome if this gum made your mouth bleed, you know, to complete the tie-in
Pic from the gallery show for @_efp Saturday night. I'm the one with the hipster toddler on my shoulders.
Wearing my super awesome, super geeky "Andy vs Apple" shirt today. From @explodedandy
Tis the season for affordable gingerbread housing. Built with the kit from Trader Joes.
When life gives you lemons... ask for more lemons.
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