1 day ago from phone
I come home to this fridge tonight #lovemyparents #bacon #corona #tweetsgiving
5 days ago from phone
In line... #L4D2 @dragonage #goingforbroke
9 days ago from phone
"Want a diversion? Call 'Jerry' the Clown" #bumperstickers sorta
11 days ago from phone
"If you wanna wear fur, stop shaving" #bumperstickers
12 days ago from phone
EPIC!!!!!! #geek #nerdgasm #timetravel #88MPH
15 days ago from phone
Interesting drive to work this morning. #bumperstickers
26 days ago from phone
The woman is J-Lo. The guy on the right, J-Lo's Butt... she has a sign says "Where's my butt?"
26 days ago from phone
Here is my costume at work. Can you guess who I am?
29 days ago from phone
lol didn't know I just got my #Simler tshirt. Thanks guys!
31 days ago from phone
@gar_cia being attacked by the Oak Park Hemmoroid!
31 days ago from phone
Look where @gar_cia and I are. FUN!
39 days ago from phone
Prohibited items... hahaha Graphic Beards... someone musta done it once...
39 days ago from phone
Lafayette from True Blood? Who agrees? It looked like him and mannerisms. #windycityrollers
46 days ago from phone
Oh look, I'm in @ChicagoTribune this morning... @RedeyeChicago should take note... ;)
52 days ago from phone
Guess who finally did it... #eeyoresuicide #SNL
53 days ago from phone
@CrixLee I am actually in the theatre right now waiting 30 more mins for Paranormal Activity to start.
62 days ago from phone
Wow... this bird is really sleeping. I got real close to it. #YotE
62 days ago from phone
@redeyechicago #redeyewow Its @ifightdragons doing their thing!
63 days ago from phone
Well, well... it appears that the Devil came by the office today and left us with this... #evilofferings
64 days ago from phone
Not the Long Island Lolita (@JeffCarlysle) though she IS a wonderful escort to class... ;) #YotE