Call me Ahab.

@effandsteph

I kissed a Dalek and lived to tell the tale.

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Found this in the waiting room at my therapist's office. Need another 6 months' sessions.

D'aaawww!

New friend!

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I sure did kiss a Dalek! (And copped a little feel as well.)

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Amazing hair, amazingly dirty bathroom mirror.

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This shit makes me want to start a #CescFacts hashtag.

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HOLY SHIT this was JUST GIVEN TO ME. Now shall I keep it or gift it to one of you harlots?

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EVERYONE IS INVITED. DATE TBD.

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I have run out of apples (but not out of almond butter). I am still ravenous. It is time to experiment.

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GOT IT!

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This morning's run: 2.67 miles, 1 MOTHERFUCKING PEGASUS!

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Just ... this.

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I drew a picture of what it would look like if you wrote a fucking book.

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This oughta do it.

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April. Goats. Fucking TREES. (cc )

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I made a bear for . It has rhinestone eyes and a "waxing" mechanism.

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This is just a quick rendering, but I think it expresses the depth and glamour of our planned endeavours.

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No, it ended when Sam Tyler jumped off the roof.

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LOOK! LOOK AT ALL OF THE PONIES!

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