I can't make this up-

The Swiss sunset is sex in your eyes-
Get jealous

Bathroom sex eyes-

Ragged a Nazi-

Have whatever views of me you want-I have thus view that says fruck yours:

Remembering that one time I caught a tag-You know, on an AIRPLANE: Graffittignorant

I never been in the mountains like this-
Ease DaCaveman

I'm so ambitious this is me in 10 years-

Damn, I look good everywhere-

The homeless in Paris celebrate the year of the rabbit-I'm celebrating by humping French prostitutes: Red Light

Feels good to come home to some JC De Castelbajac's, not stress-

"All the bitches love me"-

Shopping for babies is amazing-

Sleepyhead -

Dali says "You all smell like a horse dolphin sex, with olives"-

Just got a Facebook request from a girl saying that I bit her-Couldn't make this up

She's stroking the hell out of my foot -Would be dope if I could rest it in her vagina

How many Asian ladies have been kicked in the face during this process

Swedish McDonalds got the dopest bitches serving burgers and smiles-

@GLAMOURKILLSNYC You can have all this snow