Fuckin' rainbows and shit.
I also manage social stuff for @ego_Boom.
Worst twitter name ever? Or best? I have no idea what this says about my life that they're following me.
Well this is no good. No good at all. #404
A friend just posted this on my FB wall asking if it was me on the right. It's not me. But, jesus. #doppelganger
I like to pretend that this is an actual email conversation between me & whiskey and not @Whiskeybar. #boozetalks
Yes, Google. Why this ad, indeed!?
It's great when sites offer plus size options, but when the display photos look like this, a part of me dies.
I shit you not, these are the goddamn Creative Commons results for the search in the screenshot.
What exactly are you trying to say, Twitter Bots?
Thanks for the offer, but I'm not really dating right now. Also, I'm straight. Sorry.
@sportsracer6 fingerless gloves! (yes, it's that cold in my apartment)
My pretty, pretty princess dress for #Yelpapalooza tonight. Eeeeeeeeeee!
Hey there sexy, gold peep toe heels. I can't wait to be inside of you tonight.
Dear scalp, I'm so sorry I spent 60 minutes chemically burning you yesterday, but, boy, was it worth it.
One day after a bath and the dog leaves this much dirt on my sheets. I didn't even see him get into a pile of dirt!
This trio of awesome 13 year old hair just walked in front of @theladyhawkn and I on Federal.
Dun gettin laid. #unseendenver
bunny M in glitter! #unseendenver
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