I slay dragons from the back of a unicorn. I also have a library card.
opinions are my own
Sweet 3GS bro #SHADE
Candy corn Oreos? DANGER, WILL ROBINSON!
Shit just got real.
Fun story: this shopping cart has been at the corner of Haskell and Lemmon for 2weeks now.
@motoridersd oh my… I did a test on AT&T a few ago (I’m always complaining about AT&T, but damn, Sprint)
So this bitch…
@J_RKdesign see, not that complicated
We might get hate-crimed here
@RandDuren me too!!
My house guest is popular #PopularityLeadsToContempt #KarmaChameleon
@rise_above saw your doppelgänger during morning programming #AdventuresInBabysitting
@scottkclark I've got this to go with my #iPhone6 #AdventuresInBabysitting
Y'all, it's #iPhone6
@TXgirlASU based on our conversation today, I thought I should act quickly... Where's yours? CC @cronan @melissaronan
Carmen Carrera just showed.up.
Oh hey Raja... Fancy seeing you here #Queen
Someone just dropped their collar. This place is amazing. #Queen
@TheFoxCLady I made this image to sum up your thoughts.
My ass is hanging over the sides of the stool at Chipotle. #FatAss
5 spaces for 3 cars. Douches.
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