Forgot to share this pic I took earlier of Bryce Harper's white Chucks. Important stuff, obviously.

Not sure about Brian Matusz's new look.

@SamMillerBP @mccoveychron Eerily similar design, no?

Go ahead and try to pretend you don't want to see Roy Oswalt in this hat:

I can describe the one guy who'll buy this hat down to the cargo shorts, exaggerated Boston accent and gold chain.

This is a national emergency:

Poor Erik.

Be Bryce Harper.

"The world must see my finely-coiffed mane and how it takes to the wind whilst I gallop about the bags."

True heckling takes effort, kids. You've gotta lean in. Really get your whole body into it.

Dan Uggla really should've busted a biceps flex after that diving catch tonight. No doubt it crossed his mind.

Bleacher ballin'

You can't put a palm tree on a hockey sweater and expect good results.

Nice of Budweiser to add laces to their cans. Now I can down suds AND work on my splitter.

Actually kinda dig the Bears' New Era lid.

Warming up as the Spartans quake.

Little brother, warming up those C-World arms to down DeSmut:

This guy's face says it all: