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#tweetyourweight 192.0 lbs. Promo materials are always more interesting when they come from @KFuckingP.
Reader John: "I know it's shit bc I walked past him and the smell followed me for a whole NYC block."
Reader Steve: "It went all the way around, too."
Reader Hank: "At least the guy has a sense of humor."
Those are nice jorts (via reader anon).
Reader Dave: "Saw this walking down K Street today. On a Prius." Key this car.
Now this is my kind of shirt. (via reader Brauntosaurus)
You really shouldn't be taking kids to a cavern and showing them that kind of thing, Riggo. #entendres
In Britain, that only mean four inches plus.
And from Caryn. This is what I look for anytime I'm perusing personal ads on Craigslist.
And from reader PCK. Stay the fuck outta Virginia.
From reader Brad. Oh, how I want to key this car badly.
BUTT PEAR! THE PEAR THAT LOOKS LIKE A BUTT! #eroticfruits
#twitterpublichumiliationdiet AFTER pic (209.8 lbs.): Holy shit, that is one SEXY asshole.
Reader PJDiaries sends in this photo of the best boat name ever.
And from NovakAintNoJokovic. #kickassvanityplates
And from Civil Negligence. Know what a Smart Car says? It says you don't know how to fucking parallel park.
And from reader Chicken Flava. Voted for Buchanan TWICE. #racistvanityplates
Mailbag extra, from reader Zoellick. #badvanityplates
How I plan on spending my weekend.
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