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Heeeeeeeerrrrre's leggy! (from Fred)
Maybe it's the light? It sure LOOKS off, man. @nathanmart
From Dan: "I found the Jacksonville of cars today."
I wonder what Chip Kelly would look like with glasses... BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD!
Goo Niners? (from Sam)
Adam: "It's ok ladies, he's a professional."
Reader John: "From the Pittsburgh Tribune Review a few weeks back." #analitching
Thunderpussy, Boner Jams AND WomenBeShopping (from Jillian)
Mmmm... dude vodka. (from Rick)
Reader Tony: "Consider yourself warned bro."
Reader Mike: "He means business. Naughty business."
Wait, this existed? How? (from Adam)
From Greg: "My co-worker owned this t-shirt when he was 20 years old and thought he was a bad ass dude."
From Scott: "I went out to dinner with my fiancee last night and I saw this outside the restaurant."
This is perfect.
Reader Mike: "Actual safety plaque in the hotel I was staying. In case of emergency, run to the clitoris."
Actual headline on ESPN homepage right now. THAT PANINI LACKS HEART.
Reader Melanie: "When I saw this, my vagina melted. What would I have to do to get this person to date me?"
My kid's jump rope handles. AWFULLY SMOOTY.
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