Louder than a bum. http://t.co/zATpjRfdR5
HAPPY CHRISTMAS now leave me alone
Q. What is the best place in the world? A.
Here's a sneak preview peeky peek at something I am working on
this is what 14 months worth of hair looks like when its put in its proper place.
HEY GANG who likes cats driving the Monte Carlo Rally? No? Yes? Well, here are a couple of 'em
ever wondered how Vladimir Putin keeps himself trim? (warning: contains willy)
a Peter Sutcliffe with his face cut out because it was scaring me, I also found this. What the hell?
question: who has the best birthday cake? answer: I do
Hey gang, want to play my new game? It's called GUESS WHAT I'VE BEEN MEASURING:
I have photographic evidence that I am 1. hot and 2. have shit hair
@vickymslater I now have that picture of me I mentioned last week! (by @shesaysitall)
@robertflorence I think you are 100% correct. Meanwhile, on the internet:
The other thing I'd like to know is why they sell scarecrows at motorway service stations
met this lunatic at the weekend, she licked my face and then nibbled my nose.
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