I'm misanthropic, but in a nice way. Writer at AfterEllen. Creator of Dorothy Surrenders. Enjoyer of bacon.
Fighting off this cold with noodles, basil & sriracha like God intended.
Wait over. (They needed to set - I also like soft cookies.)
I'm really worried about this Buddha's nipples. Ringworm?
Outstanding Performance by an Actor in a Drama goes to Tommy Lee Jones for Grumpy Cat. #ShowUsYourGlobes
Apparently she wasn't Julianne but Darcy St. Budge. Either way. HILARIOUS. #ShowUsYourGlobes
We made it to 2013. Thank God, now I can go to bed. #SUYC
Thank you everyone or the emergency doses of The Cute today. Especially those who shared your personal cute. Here's mine:
Merry Christmas & Happy Tuesday everyone! If you're with your family, remember to wear a helmet.
Merry Christmas & Happy Tuesday everyone! If you're warring with your family, remember to wear a helmet.
I don't care what the label says, this is clearly elf blood.
WHAT IS THIS ABOMINATION UNTO POTATOES?
HAPPY FREE STICKER DAY, AMERICA! #vote
Big dog or small horse? You decide.
Pomegranate mimosas on a lazy Sunday. #SUYC #nevermindthejars
Many thanks for all the well wishes at getting older today. I'm handling it with alcohol, naturally.
If you haven't bought your candy already, get ready for some tricks.
Well, now this is a welcome distraction. #gayzzoli
Dude, I didn't even get out of bed. That was so easy. #howtohelp #sandy
Sometimes you've gotta make your own fun.
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